Mayberry, The Movie

Now that Andy Griffith has passed I figure it is only a matter of time before Hollywood decides to do a movie based on the television series.

Here is my possible cast:

Bill Engvall or Jeff Foxworthy as Andy
Larry the Cable Guy as Gomer
Robin Williams as Floyd (the barber)
Kathy Bates as Aunt Bea
Ron White as Otis
Jim Carey as either Barney or Ernest T
Johnny Depp as either Barney or Ernest T

Supply Side Economics

The Bible and The Bottle

Another Chicken Joke

OOGLAK

A dinosaur was once sitting
No troubles on his mind
When Ooglak the caveman came
sneaking up behind.

The dinosaur looked at Ooglak
This is what he had to say:
"Kill me if you must
But I won't run away.
This land is so large
With room for weak and strong.
Why must we kill?
Why can't we just get along?"

Ooglak thought it over.
The dinosaur's words were sweet.
But he had to kill him anyway.
A caveman has to eat.

It Could Be Worse (Part 2)

Free Bradley Manning!

It Could Be Worse

Its been over a month since I've been posting. And I haven't posted because I haven't had anything to say. Just that I couldn't get up off of my lazy ass and spend a minute out of my valuable time to post something on my blog. Doing my part to be part of the problem instead of part of the solution.

Anyway, here is my cartoon.

Happy Holidays

Smoke Signals

Shopping

I hate shopping.