Supply Side Economics

The Bible and The Bottle

Another Chicken Joke

OOGLAK

A dinosaur was once sitting
No troubles on his mind
When Ooglak the caveman came
sneaking up behind.

The dinosaur looked at Ooglak
This is what he had to say:
"Kill me if you must
But I won't run away.
This land is so large
With room for weak and strong.
Why must we kill?
Why can't we just get along?"

Ooglak thought it over.
The dinosaur's words were sweet.
But he had to kill him anyway.
A caveman has to eat.